Insulting as an art, insults as micro literature
pieces... Enjoy!!
;)
About as
bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
About as
useful as a chocolate fireguard.
An
experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
As much
use as a one legged person at an ass kicking contest.
As much
use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
As much
use as Stevie Wonder at a beauty contest.
As useful
as a wooden frying pan.
Body by
God, Mind by Mattel.
Forgot to
pay his/her brain bill.
Goes
surfing in Nebraska.
Has two
brains, one's lost and the other is out looking for it.
Having an
intelligence rivalled only by garden tools.
She/he
fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He/she
played too much without a helmet.
She’s/ He's
not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
If brains
were chocolate – he/she wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
If she/
he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
If stupid
were a talent, he/she would be considered gifted.
If you
gave him/her a penny for his/her
thoughts, you'd get change back.
A
photographic memory, but forgot to load the film.
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